Not exactly sophisticated, however the message rings true.

These lawyers have tips for people stopped by the cops with weed: ‘Shut the f*ck up’ pic.twitter.com/1X66GlXSlr— NowThis (@nowthisnews) January 1, 2019

Regardless of your chosen field at some point you will receive a client phone call “the cops are here” The best advice; the only advice (see video above)